Showing posts with label grammar errors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label grammar errors. Show all posts

26.6.09

School's Out For The Summer!

As of Wednesday, June 24th, I was no longer a resident of the Elementary School. I
am now (almost) a "High Schooler", as stupid and/or younger kids say.
I really hate when people use terms such as "Grade Sixers," the "Preschoolers," the "Grade Threeers". Especially when peeps my age say that crap.
Also on my list of pet peeves:
  • "I SEEN". UGGGH!!!! I hate it!! Everyone says it!! And now most of the people I know say it just to annoy me. "I seen this guy..." "At recess I seen..." grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
  • When people write and use the wrong homonyms. Their, they're, there, your, you're, etc. I also hate the wrong punctuation.
  • "Funner."
  • Wrong abbreviations.
  • Just plain misspellings.
  • Pickles.
  • Old grouchy guys that smell funny and seem to run everything.
  • Snobby women that think they know everything. (Orthodontist nurses, substitute teachers, etc.)
  • Warm milk. Warm milk is supposed to be soothing. But it tastes like crap.
  • When people don't brush their hair. It's yucky.

I cleaned my fish tank today. I removed 1/4 of the water, scrubbed their plants and their t.rex skull, and stirred up the yellow and blue rocks littering the bottom with a giant spoon. All their old crud and food stirred up, swishing Christine and Coraline into spinny currents and turning the water opaque. So I left them, and let the filter do the job.

Yesterday at swimming lessons I got to swim in my clothes. It was fun. Except it thundered, so we all had to get out. Wet, too-tight shorts riding up your butt as you sit on the grimy ground talking about hypothermia is not a glorious experience.

Ciao, bella.