4.11.08

Fun Elevator Stunts

FUN STUFF TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in thecorner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, thenact as if you're embarrassed when theyopen themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream:"That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

LOL I got these from Dibsy's blog...hilarious. Can't wait until my next elevator ride!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am Jessica
I shall uncover a commonly used elevator
I shall put each of the pionts on that list into action
I shall be stared at like a freak
I shall make myself a cupcake
YUM

Alpha-Blood-Wolf said...

I found the same kind of things on the internet before. They're hilarious, and still make me laugh.
Here are a few other ones:
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Be quiet, all of you, just be quiet!"

dibsy said...

WEEEEEEE!!! XD